6.30.2008

Like a kid in a candy store

That's what it must feel like to be a GM during free agency, which officially begins in a few hours. It begins at 12:01 am if you're super serious about landing a big fish (Lakers GM Mitch Kupachak said he would be waiting at Sasha Vujacic's door), but I'm sure there will be plenty of time to pull off the big deals.

ESPN's Chad Ford has the latest rundown on the available free agents, and he notes that the 76ers are one of the few teams with enough room to a land an impact player. It looks like Elton Brand will stay a Clipper, so this year's crop looks suddenly less attractive when the gem is plucked from the litter.

Some of the names I mentioned in our Poor Sports GM feature show up here, with Philly listed as a possible destination. I'd really like to see the 76ers go hard after Jose Calderon, though after the TJ Ford trade, that looks like a tough task. Then again, money talks, and the Raptors just sank $44 million into Jermaine O'Neal, so making Calderon the PG of Philly's future at $9 million a year might not be out of the question.

More FA goodness after the jump.

Other notables:
Josh Smith would be an interesting experiment and would make the 76ers the most athletic team in the NBA. Emeka Okafor could slide to the 4 and fit into his natural position, but Ford doesn't see Charlotte letting him go unless it's in a sign and trade. Beno Udrih will have a lot of offers, but he's a good candidate to take over for Andre Miller after his contract is up. Andris Biedrins will probably be resigned, but would be a great big man/low post defender and rebounder.

Who I'd love the 76ers to sign for minimal amounts:
Michael Pietrus can add defense and 3 point shooting to the 76ers. The former is something the team wants every player to have and the latter is something they desperately need. He never played in Golden State and a change of scenery will increase his production and playing time. SNATCH THIS GUY UP FOR PENNIES!

James Posey helped the Celtics win with D and shooting, and that's all we'd need him for. A good rotation guy who's been there and done it before. We need a few of those dudes. He'll probably want more than I'd like to pay him, but he's a good role player who's strengths fit our needs.

Who do you want on the squad and for how much?

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6.27.2008

All Time Sixers Draft

In the spirit of this past NBA Draft, I have decided to put together the Sixers' all time best squad as produced via the Draft. When I started, I only wanted to go back 15 years. I wanted to keep it recent and not end up talking about players that I didn't ever watch play or really know much about. That proved to be too difficult, since some of the recent picks still need time to fully develop or suck. So i have gone all the way back to the Sixers first draft, 1964. Originally, the goal was to create a first team and a goon squad. After reviewing all of the players, I have come up with a First Team, Honorable Mention, and Bust Squad. You may or may not agree with the selections, so fire away.




FIRST TEAM:This is the top of the draft class for the entire Sixers history. These players either put up amazing statistics, meant a great deal to the city, played significant parts on championship teams, or all of the above. All of these guys transcended their draft status and represent the cream of the draft crop for the franchise's history.



PG
Allen Iverson

AI is one of the all time Sixer greats. He rescued the franchise from the absolute depths of the Eastern Conference, took them to the finals in 2001 and reignited Philly excitement for NBA basketball. He is an icon, both on and off the court. AI identified with the city through his passion and excitement. I don't need to give you stats. He is the best draft choice the Sixers ever made.



SG
Andrew Toney

Toney averaged 15.9 ppg and 4.2 apg over an eight year career, all with the Sixers. More importantly, the dude was clutch and earned the nickname "The Boston Strangler" for dominating the Celtics during those tense 80's rivalries. If you go back and watch old game footage, you know that the Sixers counted on Toney to come up big when it mattered most. He was an integral piece onthe 1983 championship team.


SF
Billy Cunningham

Cunningham might be most remembered for coaching the '83 championship team, but he was a hell of a player when the Sixers drafted him 7th overall in 1965. Cunningham won a title in 1967 with Wilt and averaged 20.8 ppg and 10.1 rpg in 9 seasons with the Sixers. Billy is a part of the National Basketball Hall of Fame as well as the vaunted New York City Basketball Hall of
Fame. That means the guy could straight up ball.



PF
Charles Barkley

"And with the fifth overall selection in the 1984 NBA Draft, the Philadelphia 76ers select Charles Barkley, from Auburn University." The Round Mound of Rebound has been tearing it up on the court as well as in the booth ever since then. He's even been known to mix it up with young co-eds in Manayunk if you ask some of my friends. C Bark was the man, averaging 22.1 ppg and 11.7 rpg. Even though his eight seasons in Philly didn't bring a championship and he couldn't get one in Phoenix (damn those Jordan years), Barkley is one of the NBA's 50 Greatest Players of All Time. And to top it all off, I had the sweetest poster of him when I was in about 6th grade.

C
Daryl Dawkins

"Chocolate Thunder" came straight out of high school and into the NBA in 1975. To be honest, there's not a whole lot to choose from in terms centers that the Sixers have drafted. I even toyed with putting Shawn Bradley here. He was more a victim of being the 2nd overall selection than being a truly shitty player. Anyway, Dawkins was a good big man who battled for 7 seasons in a Sixers uniform. He was on the Sixer teams that couldn't get over the hump to win that championship in the early 80's, but was part of the trade that brought Moses Malone here and eventually landed the Sixers the '83 title.



Honorable Mention
These players were pretty good. Some of them (Cheeks) were relegated to Honorable Mention due to the players on the first team squeezing them out. Others (Stack) only played a few seasons here or are still developing (Iggy). Personally, I think Spoon was a good PF in the NBA, so I gave him props here. You know my stance on Bradley. Don't forget he played 12 seasons and is in the top ten all time blocks leaders.


Goon Squad
We saw from Pots' post the other day that game changing players don't generally come past the top ten picks. The players below represent that pick range but contributed next to NOTHING for being a first round selection. The only good that came out of this group was Sharone Wright autographing my 8 x 10 glossy at a Modell's Sporting Goods. Thanks buddy.



Best poster, EVER.

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The 76ers Draft PF Marreese Speights

Oh sweet victory, you taste so divine! Marreese was my top choice for the 76ers and I got my wish. With only Beasley, Love and Randolph taken, Eddie had his choice of forwards. So when he says that they had Speights ranked as their top guy, I believe him. They could have taken anyone else *cough* DeAndre Jordan *cough*, but they didn't, and thank god for that. For the second year in a row, Philly brought in a prospect with upside. A player who has athletic potential along wit nicely developed skills who may wind up contributing off the bench by the end of the season.

At 6'10, 240, Speights is a quick big body who needs to learn to keep up the effort, especially on the defensive half of the court. He uses both hands to finish around the basket, has 18 foot range on the jumper and is currently working on the NBA 3. He's a good "pick and pop" shooter, which is what the 76ers need—someone to hit open looks created by penetration. He's good on the screen and role and has great touch for a big man. The Sixers say they plan on using him at PF and C at some time in the future. Sound like a player we already have on the team? Tony DiLeo said they will play Speights with Jason Smith and personally, I really like the athleticism and size the Sixers can put on the court.


The Running Man
Finally, the 76ers said they choose Speights because he "was the best running big man in the draft", so the idea is for Marreese to run up and down the court. But for how long? The knock on him (and there was at least 1 hole in each big-man prospect) was his effort/conditioning. He only played about 22 minutes per game last year, but the 16 and 8 he put up in limited time is why he got drafted. Why only 22 minutes? His conditioning seemed to be a problem.

However, Tony DiLeo said that he spoke with Joe Abunassar (the conditioning guy for the draft) and he noted how hard Marreese worked when he was there and how the things people were saying were exaggerated. Joe confirmed Speights' motor, work ethic and conditioning. In his Utah workout, management was impressed with what was described as "his NBA body." Considering the brand of basketball the 76ers play, they'll have him running up and down the court to get into shape, and acquire a vet PF to start while they bring him along. I'm not worried,

The only bad part about this whole draft process was watching Mario Chalmers drop to 34 and CDR drop to 40 without the 76ers grabbing either. I hear Stefanski was an hour late to his press conference because he was trying to get back into the first round/early second to grab someone who had slipped (my thoughts are DeAndre Jordan or Donte Green), but alas, couldn't come up with a deal. I would have liked any of the players mentioned, but Chalmers is a great defender and showed he's a big game player by knocking down big shots in the championship and CDR is a great scorer (to replace Willie Green) and should never have fallen that far. Either one couldn't have come at too high a cost, but I can't get too upset at Ed. He did go decide to upgrade the PF and select the guy I really wanted. This just means Ed will have to further improve the team in free agency. Let's see what else the off-season has in store for us.


Just for fun, here's the most random Speights photo I could find:

From a Taipai newspaper article about how short people get jealous easier. Seriously.

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6.26.2008

Eric Gordon, you look familiar . . .

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A Little Perspective

The WWL is running a little story on the best picks at each place in the draft. The Sixers hold the #16 pick tonight. Should they hold on to that pick, they shouldn't expect a player that's going to light the world on fire. Here's the best of the best of #16's:

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6.25.2008

Eve of the NBA Draft

We've given you some thoughts on what could happen. Now its time to find out for real. The Draft is tomorrow . . .finally. This is a big off-season for the young Sixers. While the draft typically kicks off the off-season additions the Sixers took a small head start Wednesday afternoon.

In a not-so-surprising move the Sixers have made qualifying offers to Andre Iguodala and Lou Williams - the team's two restricted free agents. Per the league's collective bargaining agreement, the Sixers had until June 30th to make an offer. Lou and Andre still can sign with any team, but the Sixers have the right to match any offer.

Like I said, this is not a very surprising move. Ed Stefanski has said all along that he wants to keep these two players and this is the first step towards doing just that. We'll see how things fare after tomorrow, however. I wouldn't be surprised if Iguodala was in a different uniform next season. I get the feeling that Eddie has something up his sleeves. I'm expecting something memorable on Thursday and I'm really not sure why. No one in the Sixers organization has given us any real clue as to what the Sixers plans are. (What's that? Mo is optimistic prior to the draft?!? Sixers.com, thanks again for your groundbreaking news and penetrating analysis). We've heard PF and possibly young PG but because of the circumstances surrounding this team I expect more than just a solid mid first round pick.

I'll show you why by taking a look at where this team stands right now. They went into last season expected to finish dead last. They surprised a lot of teams down the stretch and finished 7th. That was great. A lot of the young players made some real strides during the season. The question is: does it really matter? Without at least one or two MAJOR additions this team is going no where. They may make the playoffs and possibly even win a series, but they're nowhere near a real threat to compete. The fact that Ed Stefanski is entering his first off season as GM of this team increases the odds that some big moves will be made. He was hired to make this team a winner. You know Ed is going to look to put his fingerprint on this Sixers team. Draft day moves are a great start.

There is already at least one trade finalized the night before the draft. Jermaine O'Neal has been shipped north of the border in exchange for TJ Ford and Rasho Nesterovic. This isn't exactly a blockbuster trade, but its enough to get me all antsy in the pantsy. I'm ready for some big names to change cities. Let's just hope some of them are coming to Philly.

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Poor Sports GM: The 76ers Cs

Nearly every team to win an NBA championship since MJ has had one thing in common—a dominant big man in the middle. From 1999 until 2008, either Tim Duncan or Shaq were playing in the NBA finals. KG served as a replacement this year, and you could argue that Ben Wallace was the dominant big man in the 2004 finals besting Shaq.

The point is, if you want to win a championship, you need a big man. The 76ers think they may have found one of the better ones now that Sammy has developed a game to go with his athleticism, but there is still work to be done. Let's see what kind of moves the Sixers need to make in the middle to bring home a championship.


On the roster: Samuel Dalembert, Jason Smith, Calvin Booth


Sammy has finally put together some basketball knowledge to go with his long-ass arms and tremendous leaping ability. As a defender, he's one of the best in the league at his position, blocking and altering shots mostly in one on one situations. Though his offensive game has evolved to include an elbow jumper, he will always be best used on the receiving end of an ally-oop or dump-off for an easy dunk. We should hold on to Sammy until he can't play no more.

Is he a center? Is he a PF? I think he's more suited to backup either, for now, but I'd love to see where he pans out. He's probably not quite mobile enough to guard every PF, or strong enough to body every center, so his role may be determined by the opponents line up. I like his attitude a lot. How many big men have that fire in them? I've seen Smith take the ball to the rack, HARD, and try and dunk over someone with two hands. You can't teach that. With some weight on him, he could be a great role player for this team.

What to say about Calvin? How about: Fuck you, player options. Booth would have been gone if he hadn't exercised his option for this season. I'd look to trade him to someone who needs cap room next year. Sure, he's a big body that can help spell Reggie or Sammy, but now Smith can do that, and there are better backup centers available in the draft or FA. Though his physical appearance DOES make conniesmack laugh...


Trade: No one.

That's right, there is not a single player out there who the 76ers should trade for to replace/back up Sammy and Smitty. Good centers are hard to find, and the price for a good one would be too high, while the talent of any achievable acquisition is not good enough. If the Coen Brothers wrote a movie about the 76ers, it could be called "No country for trading centers." I'll stop now.


Free agent: DeSagana Diop, Andris Biedrins, Kwame Brown

Diop was with Eddie in New Jersey, and is a great defensive backup center. He's got trouble setting legal screens, but he'd be a great guy to give Sammy a blow and would help defend some of the bigger bodies in the league. He's an instant upgrade over Booth and shouldn't cost too much. Give him 12-15 minutes a night and let him grab 5 boards and block 2 shots.



Biendrins is probably going to be retained in Golden State, but he'd be perfect on the 76ers. Mullin says the club will match any offer to Biedrins, but I'm not sure they have the money if the 76ers decide to throw 8 or 9 million a year at the Latvian bigman. I'm not saying the 76ers should, but I'd at least have a few discussions with his agent, just in case. His mobility, shot-blocking and rebounding would pair perfectly with Sammy for an athletic PF/C combo at times.

Kwame sucks as a #1 pick. We all know that. Now that his rookie contract is over, we're faced with a decent defensive center with athletacism and youth (still just 25). He'll surely make less than the $9 mill he just made this year, and I think the 76ers could use him to give Dalembert a break. Make sure he stays down low on offense (unless he's setting screens) and he'll be just fine.


Draft: Alexis Ajinca, DeAndre Jordan, Kosta Koufos
(Technically, JaVale McGee is a C, but I'd switch him to PF, so I reviewed him there.)

Ajinca has shot up the draft boards in the past week or so. The 20 year old Frenchman stands 7'2 with a 7'6 wingspan and excellent athleticism. He can shoot, handle, pass and has scored extremely well in the intangibles (basketball IQ, leadership potential, high character guy). Ronny Turiaf says he's NBA ready right now, but his thin frame (only 225) may need a few more pounds before he can defend NBA PFs on the low block. I love his upside, but he may be a stretch at 16. Every player outside the top 3 has seen their stock change, so maybe his rise on the boards is indicative of good timing rather than actual skill/potential. Still, he's a great prospect for down the line.

Jordan is another good pick at 16, though he's a bit raw for what I'd like, ideally. With a year spent learning the game, he could become a solid rotational guy after his rookie year and could even become the center of the future. The problem is that he's been sliding down the board due to poor workouts/attitude. He's not really that polished, offensively, and I'm scared he may never be. We need scoring out of the low post, and while Jordan offers some promise for the future, I'd prefer another option here. Preferably someone who can contribute right away or is slightly less of a project.


Kosta tried to fill Greg Oden's shoes in Ohio State, but did it in a totally difrerent way. He has a great shot and is a very good face-up center, while also banging on the boards in the physical Big 10 conference. He's a better version of Jason Smith, so in that respect, I like him, but because we drafted Jason Smith last year, I think we need a player with a different skill set. Especially with so many other big men available at 16. Koufos will be a good player, and he could even do really well on the 76ers, so that's why I have him here.


Alright, there's my plan for developing a big man to bring the city a title. Is Sammy the one to do it? Do we draft for upside and grab DeAndre Jordan to be the man in 3 years? Is Calvin Booth a good enough back up? Where does Jason Smith fit in?

You tell me...

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6.23.2008

Slides: They're not just for little kids

Though they look a lot more fun for a little kid than a sports team.

After sweeping the Braves in Atlanta, the boys of summer have fallen 9 times in their last 12 games, and are currently on a 5 game losing streak. Though the four teams are among the upper tier of MLB (except for perhaps the Marlins), I thought we were supposed to be an upper tier team, as well.

Sometimes you're playing well and you're getting the bounces. Sometimes you're playing poorly and you can't catch a break. The Phillies are somewhere in between. When something does go their way, they've failed to play well enough to capitalize on it. When they play well, the ball just doesn't bounce their way.

Over the past 4 series, the Phillies have lost 4 games by 1 run. If two of those games go the other way, we're talking about a 5-7 stretch instead of a 3-9 slide. The Big 3 aren't hitting at all, and though Chase broke his drought, I can only hope it's a sign of things to come.

If the team doesn't turn things around, the natives may get restless and start beating their war drums, calling louder and louder for a top of the rotation guy. They might demand a sacrifice, and I've heard that Gillick is open to the idea of trading from an area where we have depth for better starting pitching. Myers may have bought himself another few starts with his outing against the Angels, but his days may look numbered if the offense doesn't help him to a few wins in his next few games.

We got a chance to turn it around in the late night game tonight tomorrow night. A 10:05 start time against the Athletics means bedtime baseball for me. Let's hope we get something worth staying up for.

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Record Numbers at Citizen's Bank



According to the Inquirer, the Phils are on pace to break the attendance record for Citizen's Bank Park, set back in 2004 when the stadium opened. That speaks to the support Philly fans show their team. Of course, you won't see anything like that make national headlines, but the next time a national broadcast is on, I'm sure everyone will be constantly reminded of Santa Claus and boo's and J.D. Drew and batteries. Whatever, America needs to get over it. Philadelphia has passionate fans, just like the rest of the country. I don't deny that Philly fans are one of a kind, but the media blows that crap out of proportion every chance they get.

With the Phils coming off a playoff year and leading the NL East, the fans are showing up in droves to support the team. And honestly, there are few better ways to spend a summer afternoon or evening than at CBP. From tailgating outside to the beautiful park inside, from the passionate fans to the great food, I think Philadelphia has one of the best baseball experiences in the country. Go ahead, put it up against Fenway, Wrigley, Yankees Stadium, or any other ballpark. The only thing it lacks is the history, and that will only be a matter of time.

Look at a place like the Nationals new park: they set the record for lowest attendance at the second game of a new facility, EVER. I know they're not good, but the first year of a new ballpark is layup. You should be setting positive attendance records all season. That the Phillies continue to pack the house in the fourth year of CBP is a testament to the team and the fans.

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6.22.2008

Popping out to end the game?

That is SOOOO Taguchi.

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6.20.2008

(more) Reasons Europe May be Cooler Than America

Dutch showed us some boobs covered in paint but this may actually be more fun to watch. I'm not a soccer fan at all, but this is impressive (plus who doesn't like a little Thunderstruck).

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Poor Sports GM: The 76ers PFs

In all of the success the the 76ers found late in the season, the one area where improvement seems most needed would be the power forward position. Nothing against Reggie Evans, but it seems as if adding a big body who can play some post defense and also score in the low post would be just what the team needs from the 4 in the upcoming season.

While the 76ers were near the top of the league in rebounding, an additional big body would help out most in the half court offense, using position in the low post to create high percentage shots in the form or layups/dunks or kick it out to a perimeter player for an open jumper. To boot, the East is devoid of many impact big men, while the West is filled with them. Getting a dominant big to pair with Sammy would help take the team to the next level in their conference.

On the roster: Reggie Evans, Herbert Hill, Lou Amundson

While Reggie helped the team lead the NBA in offensive rebounding, he was little more than a glorified hustle man who found himself a starting position on a team with no PF. Reggie is a great rotation guy who can really eat minutes, but he's not who you want as a starter. If he's here next year, I'd love for him to be able to spell our starting PF (whoever it be) and provide energy off the bench. Chances are, he and his 3 year, $15 million contract are more valuable as trade bait than he is as a role player. I'd try to package Reggie with a pick and upgrade at the PF, either through moving up in the draft or straight up for another PF. If he stays on the team, he'd be a great guy off the bench, but if we want to improve over last year, Reggie cannot be the starter.


Hill hurt his knee. Sucks for him. There are better PF prospects available in the draft who are younger and without the injuries. I wouldn't sign him unless we had an extra spot and he's looked good in workouts.



Lou was one of my favorite summer league players, because he fits in perfectly there. He's an undersized worker who has a knack for rebounding, despite his skin color. Who knew white boys under 6'10 could rebound? Unfortunately, the summer league competition was a lot less steep than in the NBA, and Amundson barely got any playing time, and only in blowouts. He's a free agent and will not be resigned, which is a shame, since you don't see too many guys sporting that mini-pony tail. Scot Pollard, where art thou?


Trade: Zack Randolph, Chris Wilcox, Charlie Villanueva

ZBO is someone who I've thought long and hard about. While he's spent his years on disastrous franchises like Portland and New York and has gotten the rep as a "bad attitude player", his skills match exactly what the 76ers need out of a PF. He can score in the low post, has good range on his shot and will board up every night. Unfortunately, he's been known to lack hustle/effort and has always played a bit out of shape. He's been coached by Mo before, and they had a good relationship in Portland, so I could see him stepping up the effort once he's got a chance to play on a team that doesn't resemble a train wreck. His HUGE contract may seem like a deterrent, but considering how empty FA looks this year (if we resign Iggy and Lou and Brand stays in LA, no quality players are left), using our money now might be best achieved by taking a chance on Randolph. I hear the 6th pick and Randolph for Evans and the 16th pick is a popular rumor, though more pieces may be added to get the deal done. And for the doubters who say he'll slow down the break, I just imagine this scenario: On every break, Miller pushes the ball to either Iggy, Thad or Sammy. If they can't score, they wait for Randolph's fat ass to get down the floor and run the half court O. Sounds like the best of both worlds to me.

The safest option, IMO, would be to trade for Chris Wilcox. If the 76ers can grab Wilcox and the 24th pick for Evans and the 16th, I would do this deal in a heartbeat. Wilcox is a tremendous athlete who can get up and down the floor and score in the low post. He's got one year left on his deal ($6.75 million), so basically he'd play a year with us, and we'd get to see how he does. If he plays well, we can resign him as a FA. If he doesn't work out, we let him walk and look at other FAs. In that scenario, we'd have the 24th pick to draft JJ Hickson, Alexis Ajinca or Jason Thompson for the PF of the future. Or if we resign Wilcox, you have him and a young big man to swap in and out of the lineup. We get an instant upgrade at PF, a prospect at PF and the flexibility to see what comes out of the situation. We won't lose any key young pieces (Lou, Carney, Smith) or Utah's pick in the deal, either.

I can't believe that me, a Cuse guy, is openly lobbying for a UConn alum to come play for my 76ers, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Charlie is a guy who was drafted the year after Chris Bosh, and was quickly sent to Milwaukee, where he was then able to watch his team draft Yi Jianlang to play in front of him. He could come cheap and would provide some depth and has really yet to find a home to show off his abilities. I watched him dominate Cuse on a few occasions, and he has shown hints of that at the NBA level. He could be a cheap option to start in front of whoever we draft at 16 and take some minutes (and pressure) off our pick's shoulders. He'll make just under $3.5 million next year and his contract would be up in time for the FA sweepstakes of 2010/11 (LeBron, DWade, Amare, Bosh). Hell, he hit 7 3-pointers in a loss to the Raptors in April, which equals what anyone playing PF for us combined for the entire season (1 from Evans, 6 from Thad). Getting Charlie would be a low risk, high reward move.


Free agent: Emeka Okafor, Elton Brand

Okafor is a tough guy to evaluate, considering he'll most likely stay in Charlotte. I hear they want to draft a big man to move him over to the 4, but considering he turned down a $12 million a year extension, he may be looking to leave. It may not be about money, rather the chance to be on a good, competitive team with a chance to win. Does that sound like any teams you know about in the market for a PF? DING! The Bobcats probably wouldn't let Okafor go as a free agent, so more likely we'd have to do a sign and trade, most likely including Utah's pick and one or more of our young guys (Carney and Smith?). He'd bring another great defensive presence to the 76ers, and he has a bit more offensive polish than Sammy does. He'd fit in great here in Philly, but I'm not sure we have enough pieces to bring him in/sign him to a deal.

Elton, Elton, Elton. You were supposed to be the gem of this FA period, but you've kept your intentions a secret. Will you opt-out? If you do, is it just to get a new contract/more money from LA or are you legitimately interested in testing the waters? Obviously, signing Elton Brand would be the best immediate upgrade to the PF position, but he'd also be able to play in his prime for another 3 years, giving the Sixers a nice window to win. I hear Dunleavy say that he plans on having Brand in LA next season, but the choice is ultimately up to Elton. We'd love to have him here, and really it's only Philly who would have the space to sign him, so I'll cross my fingers and hope Brand is a 76er next season.

Draft: Marreese Speights, Darrell Arthur, JaVale McGee

Speights is who I want at 16. He looks like he's got the blend of being NBA ready and also having a high ceiling. He ripped it up at Florida in limited time, but was able to play with (and in practice, against) a bunch of NBA players in Noah, Horford and Brewer, so he's seen what it takes to be an NBA player. His range and athleticism has me thinking he could be the next Chris Bosh, though questions about his intensity/focus turns me off a bit. Then again, this guy was barely recruited going into college and worked his way to a mid-first round pick, so can he be that much of a slouch? He's got the best motivators-money and playing time, and he's on a young, rising team. I heard his conditioning was questionable, but he showed up at workouts looking more fit and sculpted than reported. He's my pick.

Arthur is the opposite of DeAndre Jordan. He is ready to play in the NBA today. Solid low post moves, explosive leaping ability and good positional defense is what makes the Kansas star an attractive option. His upside may not be on the same level as Speights or Jordan, but he would be able to fill a role immediately and also grow into a starter down the line. This is a very safe pick at 16, and I'm not sure that's what should be done by a team with cap room and flexibility. I'd like to see a little more balls by the brass, but Arthur would be a pick I was satisfied with if that's who we go to in a week.



JaVale was a name I have been watching for a few months now. Originally picked as a guy who might be taken in the 2nd round, he flew up the draft boards late, but has fallen back down to the mid to end of the first round after some sub-par workouts. Like Jordan, he's got tremendous upside (huge wingspan, good handle for a 7 footer, decent range on his J) but has bust written all over him. I trust the 76ers and Eddie enough if they think McGee is the guy, but he's a high risk, high reward kind of guy.


So who should the 76ers draft if they go big? Will Zack Randoplh really be that bad for the team? Is Reggie better as a trade piece or a player? So far no comments at all, so I'd have to assume everything I've suggested is dead on.

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6.19.2008

ESPN Says Philly Is The Best

ESPN.com's Jim Caple did an analysis of the best sports year a city has ever had on Page 2. After Connie's last post, it would be safe to assume the Boston would have the best year ever in sports, with the Red Sox winning the World Series, the Pats losing in the Super Bowl, and the Celtics just winning the Finals. Well guess what? You'd be wrong.

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In some sort of convoluted equation, Philadelphia circa 1980 came out on top. That's right, the much maligned city of losers had the best season in sports. The Phillies won their only World Series against the Royals, both the Sixers and Flyers lost in six games in the finals, and the Eagles lost to the Raiders in the Super Bowl. Although Philly only went 1 for 4 in championships that year, we are the only city to have all four teams reach their respective finals in a twelve month timeframe. Additionally, the city hosted the Final Four that year. You can read the whole thing for yourself to see all the factors involved.

So, despite our city's glory days being 28 years ago and the media's love of displaying our failure, that year still stands as the best sports time that any city has ever seen. Who knew ESPN would actually be good for something?

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Dear Boston

If Dutch won’t say it, then I will.

I hate the fact that your Celtics won the NBA Championship.

Perhaps even more so, I hate the fact that the Red Sox rebounded from an 8-2 drubbing on Friday night at the hands of the Phightins to easily take the remainder of the series despite a lineup that did not include David Ortiz or Manny Ramirez (for the rubber match.)

I’m bitter as hell. I find myself wishing terrible things upon your city. I briefly glanced at the worldwide leader’s website this morning, and the only thing I could see was Bill Simmons, smiling. More murderous thoughts.

Boston this, Boston that.
Boston beans, Boston hats.

Dr. Seuss wasn’t from Boston, was he? HE WAS?

F*ck that guy.

You think that retarded cat would stand a chance against a family of bears from West Philly?



Don't let the smiles fool you; that's just the way they lure prey

Don’t you dare mistake my rage for envy. I wouldn’t trade your teams for my teams. I wouldn’t trade your sporting history for ours. I wouldn’t trade University City for Cambridge. I like pronouncing my R’s just fine, thank you.

You can all just go to hell.

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6.18.2008

Kobe is not Michael

As the 2008 NBA Finals began, I waited for Kobe to take over the series and show everyone outside of Boston what they wanted to see: Michael Jordan reincarnate. Before we get any further, I fully recognize how shallow and ignorant Jordan comparisons are. No player will ever be the next Jordan, Bird, Magic, etc. Nor should they aspire to be. LeBron should aspire to be the great LeBron and Kobe the same. Regardless, when you were as good as Kobe, you draw comparisons to the league's all-time greats. This discussion isn't about comparing Kobe and MJ in terms of skill set and rings. Instead, it's about killer instinct and being the player to take over a game, a series, a championship. Kobe didn't do that.




This isn't a post in reaction to hating on the Celtics. I'm also not a Lakers fan. This is merely an observation as a basketball fan who fully wanted to see the dominance that a great player can achieve on the big stage. Even though the Lakers lost Game 1 by 10 points, I thought this was going to be a tight series. Kobe didn't have a great game, only shooting 9-26 and scoring 24 points. The 10 point differential was deceiving, it was a close game until the final moments. Kobe ends up averaging 25.7 ppg for the series, respectable. He broke out for 30 and 36 in Games 2 and 3. Game 2 was a tough loss that followed their 24 point comeback and could have been a critical win on Boston's home court. The proceeding three games were frustrating to watch.

Again, I don't expect any player to be some other player, let alone Jordan. But this was Kobe's chance. He held the Clippers captive in the summer of 2004 and chased Shaq out of LA. He showed the NBA in the 2006 playoffs that if he didn't feel like playing, the Lakers didn't have a chance: after lighting up the Suns for 23 in the first half of a game 7, first round matchup, he only shot the ball three times in the second half. He told the Lakers this past summer that they weren't doing enough to make the Lakers a championship team and demanded an exit from LA. Kobe is kind of a mercurial dude. Point being, he made enough ruckus in LA and around the league in demand of his respect, and this was his chance to go out and take it.

Kobe is the most skilled player in the league. The man has scored 81 points in a game. He has a penchant for drama, both on and off the floor. But more importantly, he wants the big shot and more often than not, he makes it. The Celtics have some good defenders: see James Posey, Tony Allen (uh yeah), and even Pierce. They all shackled KB8, er 24, at different times. More decisive though was their team defense, which often collapsed on Kobe in the lane and prevented him from attacking the basket. Honestly, the Celts deserve a ton of credit for their defensive schemes. But there's no way that a player with the ultimate intensity and sheer will to win gets shut down like Kobe did in these finals.

After game 5 I thought, "Kobe hasn't taken over this series like I thought he would, like I wanted hi to." At this point, I also knew the Lakers were done. But not until that 39 point drubbing in Boston did it really sink in. You have got to be kidding me, 39 points?! That's an embarrassment. The way the Lakers were playing was reflected in Kobe's mannerisms and intensity. Sure, he finished with 22 points, hit a few tough layups, seemed to give a shit at times. But more frequently, we saw him hoist some turn-around, fade away jumper with Posey in his face. Or maybe just launch a three without the offense settling in. His defense was horrendous for a First Team, All-NBA defender. It was ridiculous. The Celtics were the ones with energy and hustle, only they were up by thirty points. The Lakers should have been the ones scratching and clawing for every rebound, every loose ball, and on every defensive possession. That type of energy, competitiveness should have been centered in Kobe and resonated throughout the rest of the team. Not only was Kobe unable to will his team to win, he couldn't even will them to save some face in the elimination game of an NBA championship game.

Jordan, or a player with similar killer instinct, wouldn't have a series like Kobe did. Don't get me wrong, Jordan lost. The Detroit Bad Boys beat up on him for years before he broke through. Everyone wins some and everyone losses some. But as the Celtics finished off a 39 point beat down, I was embarrassed for the Lakers. When the Sixers lost by 26 to Detroit in the first round this year, I praised their season. Maybe I should be doing the same here. I should be supportive of the Lakers. They started off rocky and then Bynum emerged and made them a contender. After Bynum went down, everyone thought they were finished. Then Gasol came in and made them a one-seed in the West. They had a successful year.

BUT, you don't go out like that. Not when the O'Brien trophy is on the line. Not when you were the one-seed in the West. Not when you disposed of the Nuggets, Jazz, and Spurs in relative ease. Not when you're Kobe Bryant.

Marc Jackson reminded us for six games in a row that Kobe was "the best player in the world." I still agree that he is the most skilled. And maybe this just wasn't Kobe's year, that's understandable. It happens. But not like that. I'm sorry Kobe, you're not Michael.




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6.17.2008

The Big Wang Injury

Maybe its because I'm actually a 12 year old boy, but I'm absolutely loving the fact that Yankees pitcher Chien-Ming Wang is making headlines this week. Wang injured his foot while rounding third base a few days ago and is expected to miss a few months.

Thanks to this unfortunate injury I now get to come up with witty/immature responses to headlines like: "Wang injured rounding third"(oh man that happened to one of my friends once) and "No action for Wang until September"(Please, I'll bet 50 bucks he can't make it through the weekend).

Its a great time for lovers of weiner jokes. A great time, indeed:




I know there's been some other good ones out there that I've missed. Any good headlines involving the Phillies roughing up Colon last night? Please send some my way, this never gets old.

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Reasons Europe May Be Cooler Than America

I've never been to Europe but I hear it's pretty cool. I also understand they're quite a bit more liberal when it comes to censorship and nudity. So it's only mildly surprising that Vienna, Austria would stage a topless, beach soccer match. Not that it really matters, because I wouldn't go watch it. I'm sure it was a total sausagefest, but the pictures are fun to look at and it helps waste a few precious minutes at work. Link via With Leather.

"Show us your tits!"
"Take off your top!"

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Rotten Apples

Willie Randolph was fired this morning, at approximately 3:12 am EST after the Mets' win over the Angels. It was the Mets second win in a row, but not enough for the manager to keep his job. It had been rumored all weekend that Randolph wouldn't make it through the their double-header, which was split with the Rangers this past Sunday. This ends what started as a promising start to his tenure as manager, which started in 2005. He guided the Mets to their first above .500 season since 2001. The following year the Mets came within a game of the World Series, falling to the Cardinals in game 7 of the NLCS. Randolph finished second in NL Manager of the Year to Joe Girardi. 2007 seemed like a continuation of the previous success until the wheels came off and the Muts lost a 7 game lead in the NL East with 17 games to go. The Phils capitalized on a captivating pennant race and left the Mets in the dust, for good. A half a season later, with a $138 million dollar payroll, sitting 6.5 games back of the Phils, and possessing the chemistry of sulfuric acid and chlorates, the Mets fired Randolph in hopes of turning it around. The timing of the announcement was peculiar, but expected. The Mets also fired their pitching and first base coaches, while calling up three managers from AAA. Jerry Manuel will take over for Randolph.

This is awkward now...

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6.13.2008

Friday Link Dump

Well, it's Friday afternoon, here's a few links to check out instead of doing work for the last few hours of the week:

- This time Werth is the victim of another Phils prank (Inquirer)

- The campaign for the Eagles' Scoop for 'most fierce mascot' is on (Inside the Iggles)

- The Fightins' have a few clutch videos:

1. An atrocious rap video about the Phils, circa 2003
2. Shane Victorino and Double K show off their pad, cribs style


- Is Kim Kardashian hot? I still can't tell. I do know that is one huge ass though (WWTDD)

- Via Extra Mustard, this anchor is amazed that a gay man can climb mountains. Wait, they made climbing mountains legal for gays now?!

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The Eagles make their first round of cuts

Notably LaJuan Ramsey, who I thought had a great shot to make the team, considering the depth at DT. Looks like Trevor Laws, Dan Klecko and the only signing of the day, Kimo von Oelhoffen, all have a slightly better shot at filling the tackle position.

What do they all have in common? They are big bodies who can help clog up the lanes for the RB, giving the inexperienced young LBs less blockers to battle through to make a play on the ball. The run D was great last year, and the pass D should only get better with our 3 headed monster at CB, so I'm thinking this year's camp is going to be super competitive. Andy already added a week to the Lehigh schedule, so that's when we'll really see what the team is made of.

PhiladelphiaEagles.com has the full story on who was cut.

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6.12.2008

Poor Sports GM: The 76ers SFs

Ahh...the most crowded (sort-of) position on the 76ers roster. This position might be the sole reason that Philly found success in an up-tempo, push-the-ball style of play last season. Addressing this situation is tough due to the looming situation with Iggy, but to follow through with the true intentions of this series, I'll let you know what I'd do to put the team what I think is the best situation.

It seems the team is filled with athletic swingmen, but I'll only cover the ones officially listed as SFs on Sixers.com. And once again, I'll try to keep huge deals/signings to a minimal, since the team has had success with the same core group of players.

On the roster: Andre Iguodala, Thaddeus Young

Though blessed with arms of He-Man, Iggy proved to be no Master of the Universe—yet. I have always liked his J (though I haven't always liked the results), but Tayshaun Prince proved it wasn't good enough on national television. I think every fan wants him to stay, but it will depend on how much money he'll ask for. His tone so far hasn't made it sound like he's exactly in love with playing in Philly, but I'd say that if we sign him, we need to keep it under $13 million a year (~$50 mil over 4 years or ~$60 mil over 5). If not, a sign and trade is a necessity I'll get into below. Andre may be able to put it together and be the star we all hoped he could be, but at the very least, he's shown the ability to be one of the most complete players in the NBA. We'd be foolish as a franchise if we let him go now (especially for nothing).

Thad has shown his athletic ability and has been able to score without having plays run for him, but that will change if he's going to be a star. The best way for a perimeter player to excel offensively in the NBA requires 2 things — a shot and the ability to get to the rim. Order is not important. But once you have one, you've got to have the other. If you're a shooter, defenders can play up on you to limit your game. If you're a slasher, defenders can play off you and let you huck up bricks all night.

But if you can shoot and get to the rim, the whole game opens up. The most immediate need for Thad would be to work on the range of his jump shot. He's effective around the rim off the ball, and there's plenty of other guys who can do wonders with the ball off the dribble, so spotting up on occasion is where Thad can be most of use. His shot looked so good at Georgia Tech but so shaky in the NBA, so it may just be a confidence issue.

With Iggy on the team, Thad can play PF against some lineups, or switch down to SF if Iggy can rotate to the 2 (or if he leaves via free agency). Being able to rotate players in will keep legs fresh, which is obviously of utmost importance for a running team to be effective. After this year, Thad can work on his ball-handling to either takeover duties at SF full time (if AI is gone) or just improve his game and become a superstar.


Trade: Rudy Gay, Corey Maggette

The 76ers could always use a S&T with Iggy for a PF or SG or to move up in the draft then move Thad into the SF, but if we had to trade AI and get a replacement back, these are the players I'd target:

If the Sixers have to lose Iggy, Rudy Gay would be my dream replacement. He's almost everything Andre is, but with a better shot. It would be impossible to get Rudy without using Iggy as a S&T, so Iggy and the 76ers first rounder for Gay and Hakim Warrick. This lets the 76ers use Gay at SF, Warrick as a backup PF. A lineup of Miller, Carney, Gay, Thad and Sammy is very fast/athletic, and with Warrick off the bench, you've got a high-flyer who can also score in the low-post. The only problem is that Memphis may have to be insane to trade Gay. Adding Jason Smith may sweeten the deal, but I'll leave any further speculation to the Sixers brass.

For the Sixers to get Maggette, the teams would have to swap first rounders this year (we get the 7 pick for our 16th). More might have to be done to get the deal finished, but if it goes through, Maggette is your SF/SG hybrid (like Andre is) and we'd be able to draft someone like Anthony Randolph, Eric Gordon, Brook Lopez or Kevin Love to compensate for the drop-off in talent level from Andre to Corey. I think I like this option best if the 76ers can't keep Andre in Philly. The Clippers did draft Thorndon last year, but Iggy could play the 2 like Maggette did and like he sometimes did here.


Free agent: Josh Smith, Josh Childress, Luol Deng

By swapping forwards with the Hawks, the 76ers may be able to get their Iggy-rip off for less. Sure, Iguodala is the better player, but if he wants too much money, he's going to walk. We can't let that happen, so getting a bootleg Andre is better than no Andre. Though neither Hawk would be my top choice for SF, as Smith is technically a PF and Childress isn't good enough to start, I do like how they fit into Sixers-style basketball. And we'd have money left to sign other players if we lose out on Iggy, especially if we signed Childress.

Luol Deng may be tough to get out of Chicago, but he's the type of guy who could fit in nicely here. Not a real runner, but his real value would come in the half-court setting. I have no idea what he'd cost, but it would have to be significantly less than Iggy, and at 23, he's got plenty of tred on the tires if the Achilles injury is not a sign of things to come. He's got that ability to hit open shots that not many Sixers have displayed to be part of their repertoire.


Draft: Danilo Gallinari

I'd take Joe Alexander or Brandon Rush, but to convert to SG, and neither of them will likely be the best player available, so they're out of the question here. Gallinari is the only SF prospect who I'd consider taking at 16. Though he looks like Val Kilmer in this photo, he's the type of guy who could be a superstar if his talent translates into the NBA. I know, that's a bigger but than Kim Kardashian. He's 19, but has all the tools — check out the "Strengths" listed on the left at Draftexpress.com. Gallinari is expected to go top 10, but that's why I'd draft him if he fell to 16. It would be a total value pick.

I don't think there is anyone in the draft at SF that would be better than Iggy or Thad. If Iggy leaves, Thad steps in and you draft a SG or PF. A SF will NOT be drafted by the 76ers. Mark my words.

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So once again, I've outlined what the 76ers should do if they considered all their options at SF. I think you have to resign Iguodala. Let him prove he's the man. He won't be able to get much more to play elsewhere, so why would he leave a successful team where he gets to the the leader? How much should the 76ers throw his way? If they can't sign him, then what do they do?

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Another Reason to Love Brian Westbrook


Just in case his leave-it-all-on-the-field type of play, consistent over achievement, ridiculous stats and ability to make defenders look stupid weren't enough to make you like BWest - take a look at how he's handling his latest contract issue. Westbrook signed an extension in 2005 worth about $25 million. At the time, this deal made sense, but 3 years later Westbrook has clearly proven himself to be worth a lot more to the Eagles.

Disagree? Last year BWest made less than Takeo Spikes, Jevon Kearse and Trent Cole. Just try and find him on this list of the highest paid running backs of 2007. That's right, that's him way down there at 35th (based on total salary). That means some teams have 2 running backs making more money than him. Don't forget - Westbrook LEAD THE LEAGUE in total yards last year.

So how does the Eagles running back feel about his own contract?

"You see guys that are the best players in the league, traditionally they're rewarded for their play. I feel as a player -- and I'm sure a lot of other players feel like they should be compensated for the things that they do -- and of course I feel the same way."

This seems like a pretty reasonable reaction from the Eagles' pro bowler. You hear a lot of players around the NFL echoing this same sentiment about their own contracts signed in the not too distant past. The difference is that Westbrook has made it known that he feels he is underpaid and moved on. He's working his ass off in the meantime. He's not skipping practice or holding out like other supposed stars. BWest knows that anyone who knows football can see that he is grossly underpaid. As long as he keeps his production where its been the last few years, his time will come. Pouting and whining doesn't make you more valuable to anyone, in fact it may even hurt your market value (check out what GM's are saying about Lito Sheppard).

Westbrook is only helping his case by showing that he is a team-first kind of guy. I don't doubt that he's fuming inside over this contract- who wouldn't be in his situation? But he's not letting this affect his play on the field and his relationship with management and his teammates. This could end up increasing that bottom line when he finally does get paid. Maybe Westbrook did pick something up during his time at Wharton.

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6.11.2008

Great Two Baggers Not Named Chase

More insight from Poor Sports reader and admitted stats geek Breaux's Bro



"Nap Who?"

For many baseball fans, Chase’s unreal tear so far this season has raised the fascinating question of “Who are the greatest 2nd basemen of all time?” Throughout baseball history the position of second base has been full of average players with very average stats. Bill Mazeroski, for example, resides in Cooperstown with just a .260 lifetime batting average. Young fans like me would probably never even remember Bill if not for his dramatic walk off homer in Game 7 of the 1960 World’s Series against the hated Yankees. I’m sure Bill was a great fielder, but Cooperstown with a lifetime .260 average; that just screams mediocrity.

Much like shortstop until the mid 1980’s, second base was reserved for the slap-hitting, smaller, quicker, defensive minded players until pioneers like Ripkin Jr. and Jeter changed the way the shortstop position was played, scouted, and drafted. Only 17 second basemen call Cooperstown home which is the least of any other position besides catcher (which currently has 16 members). And when I hear individuals debate the greatest second basemen, it’s amazing what names are brought up. No doubt about it guys like Sandberg Lazzeri, Jackie Robinson and Mazeroski were very good…but great? That’s another story in my mind. Here’s my personal list of the 6 best 2nd basemen ever…


#6 Joe Morgan – The second basemen on the Big Red Machine was as talented as they came. The same man who continually fills the airways with nonsense on ESPN’s “Sunday Night Snore-ball” produced many outstanding seasons with the Colt .45’s/Astros and Redlegs. Morgan’s .271 lifetime average is good but his 268 HR’s and 449 doubles are outstanding. Last but not least, Morgan stole an amazing 689 bases during his career which is damn good for a “power hitter”.

#5 Jeff Kent – Jeff Kent!? Are you crazy B.B.? You mean that dickhead that fought Bonds in the dugout a few years ago. Yes I do. That “dickhead” has more homers than another other second basemen in the history of the game with 371 and counting. As of today, he’s a .289 lifetime hitter and was awesome in his 2000 NL MVP season when he boasted a .334 average and 33 long balls. With some luck the 40 year old will get to 2,500 hits as well. If anyone out there tells you that Kent is not a Hall of Famer…they are dead wrong.

#4 Rod Carew – The only man in this list who is mentioned in an Adam Sandler song also has some impressive stats and is in my opinion the best “modern day” second baseman ever. Carew is one of only three 2nd basemen to obtain 3,000 hits in the Big Leagues and earned MVP honors in the 1977 season. He also amazing stole home 17 times throughout his career. Carew only hit 92 homers, but finished with a terrific .328 average and seven batting titles.

#3 Nap Lajoie – who the hell is this guy you ask? Well, you’re looking (see picture above) at the greatest Phillies 2nd baseman ever. Although Lajoie’s career ended in the middle of the First World War his numbers cannot be ignored. His .338 lifetime average is second only to the man who is number one on this list and his 1,599 RBI’s are 1st all time for second basemen. In 1901 one year after leaving the Phillies for Connie Mack’s cross town rivals the Athletics, Lajoie had one of the best seasons in MLB history. That season he batted .426. That number is NOT a typo. HE BATTED .426 in a full season! That year he also was the first man ever to be intentionally walked with the bases loaded. The only two other people that I know that ever happened to was Barry Bonds and Kelly Leak (Bad News Bears reference). Lajoie also won the Triple Crown during that 1901 season and is currently 7th all time in career doubles with 657.

#2 Eddie Collins – After graduating from Columbia Collins went on to have more hits, runs, and stolen bases that any other 2nd basemen. In 1906 Collins batted .347, stole a career high 81 bases, and won his first of four Worlds Series Titles. Aside from being a lifetime .333, hitter Collins was a member of the infamous 1919 Black Sox team but was not accused of throwing the series. After retirement he served as the General Manger of the Red Sox, and was instrumental in signings of Bobby Doerr (who arguably should also be on this list) and a guy named Ted Williams.

#1 Rogers Hornsby – The “Rajah” is not only the best 2nd basemen ever but he is also the greatest right handed hitter of all time. Hornsby finished his career with an unreal .358 lifetime batting average which is second only to Tyrus Raymond Cobb. Hornsby finished with 301 homers and a .577 slugging percentage. In the 1924 season the Rajah hit .424 with 25 homers and 225 hits. Rogers won 7 batting titles and is also the only player in NL history to win the Triple Crown twice (1922, 1925). I believe him to be hands down the best 2nd baseman EVER.

I realize that many of you may say “How could you make this list when many of these guys died before you were born”? Well as you may noticed I rely heavily on stats. Moreover seeing and experiencing a player’s career sometime takes the objectivity out of making lists. Personal feelings and ill-temperament can tarnish a list. I also did not mention Gold Glove Awards because I feel the award is extremely subjective and sometimes bullsh*t.

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6.10.2008

McNabb to Sit


I hate the media. I'm not sure if its Philly media or national media hating on Philly, but they love to run our stars out of town. They do such a good job of getting the uber-passionate Philly fans all worked up and turning them against their star players (see Charles Barkley, Eric Lindros, Allen Iverson, Randall Cunningham, Reggie White, Curt Schilling . . .)

I feel like there is a reason that all star caliber players have a hard time finishing their careers in Philly. Today was a good example of that. McNabb was shut down for the rest of this passing camp and it was national news. An optimist would say that its a compliment to McNabb that his health is that noteworthy- too bad I'm a glass half empty kinda guy when it comes to this sort of thing. Check out the short AP article (via ESPN) about the injury and tell me they didn't jump at the chance to point out all his past injuries (also, I dare you to tell me that you didn't laugh at the still of Andy Reid that comes up).

You know what's great? Its June - the guy has a sore shoulder from working a little too hard to get ready for the season. We're excitable fans here in Philly and there isn't a whole lot going on right now. Don't get us all worked up, nothing good comes from it. We're like your friend's dog that pisses on the floor every time company comes over - its not fun for anyone.

Did anyone notice that Asante and DeSean both missed time last week with injuries? No.

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6.09.2008

Sports Or Sex?



Euro guys are a different breed. The classic "E or G" beach game reinforces that. We also know that soccer fans are a different kind of sports fan. I recently came across a survey that found 50% of European soccer fans would rather watch a match they considered "important" over having sex. At first, that seemed ridiculous to me. There was no way I was going to give up sex for a game. But then I started to analyze the situtation more - what is an important game? Are we talking about an NFC Championship game? An NLCS game 7? Maybe an end of the regular season game with major playoff implications? Is this a consistent source of sex, like a girlfriend or is this an opportunity to bang some chick you've been going after for a while? Hmmm, this was beginning to seem like a more difficult decision...

Ok, here's the scenario: Choose the Philly game of highest importance that you would voluntarily skip to get laid. The girl is not a consistent source of sex, so you might never get with her outside of this. I'll start -


Since hockey doesn't count to me, I'll have to choose from Eagles, Phils, and Sixers games. I would never skip a regular season Cowboys game or an August series against the Mets. I would skip any other regular season game for sex. There's no chance I would skip a playoff game for some booty.

So there, I will miss out on a non Cowboy or Mets regular season game to get laid. Apparently I share more with my European brethren than I initially thought. Or I could just DVR the damned thing and make all of a null argument. 

By the way... Don't do a Google image search for "Euro Guy." Trust me on this one.

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6.06.2008

Charlie, Why Did You Take Jimmy out of the Game?



Charlie: Jimmy and I took ker of it doggonit. I’m done wit y’all.

Shuffles off podium and into the clubhouse. Closes door, wipes brow with handkerchief.

Charlie: Sigh. Heavens to Betsy.

Pulls bonnet out of pocket. Puts on bonnet.

Charlie: James? Oh James?

Jimmy: Yeah, Chuck?

Charlie: Nuh uh…Slyly, points to bonnet.

Jimmy: Rolls eyes. Begrudgingly: Yes, Mama Charlene?



Charlie: That’s right, Mama’s here. How’s my little Jamie James?

Jimmy: I’m fine.

Charlie: Come give Mama a hug.

Jimmy: No, really, I’m ok.

Charlie: Aww…Mama’s sorry. Sometimes Mama has to be stern. But that’s just because Mama wants the best for you. You boys are Mama’s pride and joy.

Jimmy: Seriously, I get it. I should have run that ball out. It’s not a problem.

Charlie: How about Mama goes and makes some blueberry pie. Does James want some blueberry pie?

Jimmy: I’m not hungry.

Charlie: You can’t stay mad forever, you know. It’s bad for the soul.

Jimmy: For the last time, I’m not mad! I deserved to be benched! I was being f-ing lazy! Christ, stop treating me like a child!

Runs out, slams door. Reopens door.

And you know I like strawberry-rhubarb!

Slams door again. Charlie takes off bonnet, removes tape recorder from pocket. Turns on recorder.

1900 hours: Subject has rejected maternal prodding; is demonstrating clear accountability. Will follow up with Phase 2 treatment tomorrow. Remember to ignore subject completely.


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Eagles Stockpiling Mediocre Fullbacks


According to Eagles.com , the birds have made a trade for Colts FB Luke Lawton. The Eagles gave up a conditional draft pick. I'm not sure what those conditions are, but I hope the price wasn't too steep. Lawton is a 3rd year player from McNeese St and played in just 11 of the Colts games last season

For those of you keeping score, this gives the Eagles the following players at the Fullback position:

Jed Collins
Jason Davis
Dan Klecko
Luke Lawton
Kris Wilson (played some FB with the Chiefs)

GREAT! You have 4 to 5 fullbacks and no clear starter.

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6.05.2008

Poor Sports GM: The 76ers SGs

To play the 2 spot in the NBA requires 2 things: the ability to shoot/score and the ability to stop the other teams' shooter and scorer. Hence the title of "shooting guard." I'm really blowing your mind with this in-depth analysis of the position, aren't I?

This is one of the easier positions to upgrade, considering the 76ers current staff and the general availability of guys who can score. But finding the right fit may not be as easy as it sounds. Let's take a look at what the Sixers can do to improve at the position this off season.


On the roster: Willie Green, Lou Williams, Rodney Carney

Willie seemed to be one of the only 76ers to create his own shot in the series against Detroit, and he only averaged 9 PPG. That shows what a weakness this position is for the Sixers. Even after posting career highs in both FG% (.436) and PPG (12.4), I'm still not impressed enough to let him start on this team. As a scorer, he doesn't score enough. He tended to play well in the first half of the game, but then couldn't stay on the court to close out games. I'm not sure it was because of his play or the play of the younger guards, but neither bodes well for Green. I'd send him off in a trade package if a team is interested (San Antonio and New Orleans need SGs) and let the young guys take the reins. I don't think anyone really considers Willie part of the winning formula for the future.

Sweet Lou truly is an enigma, but not in a bad way. He was drafted as a PG but has shown off a great shooting touch and the ability to get to the rim and finish (with or without contact). He plays pretty good defense because of his athleticism, but at 6'2, he's a little undersized to play the 2. If paired with a taller PG (Crittenton?), Lou could play the 2 like another undersized, quick Philadelphia guard with a knack for scoring around the rim. Resign Lou and then give him the playing time needed to make him a star. No way should the 76ers let him go.




Carney is a SG/SF combo who's got the physical gifts to become a tremendous player. What really impressed me at the end of the last season was his transition from a player who would use his natural athleticism to one who used his skill. Instead of driving the lane and putting up floaters, Carney worked on the old "pick and pop" and showed a great touch from down-town in the final 2 months of the season (26-62, .419). I am really high on Rodney, so I'd love to see him stick around and continue to develop. Truth is, though, he's a valuable trade piece, so if we want to see improvement in other positions, it may mean Carney must go.


Trade: Corey Maggette (if no ETO), Mike Miller


I know Maggette has played the 3, but at 6'6, he'd slide to the 2 perfectly. He's athletic, has touch from outside (.384 from 3 last season) and, here's what I like best, he had 681 free throws attempted JUST LAST SEASON. Willie has attempted exactly 470 free throws IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER. Corey will get to the rim, which sometimes results in TOs, but his ability to score far exceeds WG's. The knock has been his defense and durability, but the Sixers could work on a sign and trade if Maggette doesn't use his early termination option and be rewarded with a high-octane, athletic scorer who is still just 28.


Mike Miller is exactly the shooter that could instantly boost the 76ers sometimes-stagnant half-court offense. Despite the impact trading away Kyle Korver (9.9 PPG in 08, .406 career from 3) had on the team, adding the sharp-shooting Miller (16.4 PPG in 08, .403 career from 3) would not be taking a step backwards. Trading KK allowed the Sixers to find an identity, and now that they have that, they can go back to trying to add an outside shooter. Though like Korver, he's a tad slow to guard quicker 2-guards, he has the height (6'8, 2 inches taller than KK) that allows him to play a step off his man and still challenge shots. He's set to make $9 mil for each of the next 2 years, but his high salary makes him a good trade piece, especially if paired in a deal for Crittenton.


Free agent: JR Smith (restricted), Monta Ellis (restricted)


It will be tough to grab either guy from their team, but Denver has to decide who's going to be the future of the team. Between trade talks involving Melo and Iverson's ETO, the Nuggets have to figure out what players to build with and which ones to let go. The 22 year old Smith may slip through the cracks if they have decided to resign Iverson after next season. His athleticism is awesome, his defense is spotty, but he gets steals and his shooting touch is both excellent and improving (his FG% has gone from .394 to .461 and from .288 to .403 from downtown). If the Sixers try to draft a PF, Smith may be one of the best uses of money this off season. The price may seem high (~$24 mil over 4 years), but he'd be a great fit and addition to this team.


Another guy the 76ers should look at if going the FA route, is the former 6th man from Golden State. At 22, like Smith, Ellis is looking to cash in on his recent success. Though not the outside shooter that Smith is, Ellis can flat out score. He may wind up wanting more money than teams will be able to throw at him, but he may be convinced winning in the East is easier than it is in the West, and the money will be the same. His size (6'3) and production in the post season (8 PPG on .390 shooting) are the question marks, but he's an instant upgrade over anyone we have right now. And, at 22, he's a young guy with a high ceiling who has already proved he can perform at the professional level.


Draft: Chris Douglas-Roberts, Brandon Rush, Chase Budinger, Nicolas Batum

CDR isn't much of a shooter as he is an athletic scorer, but after watching him in March, I'm sold on him as a SG. At 6'7, he can really D up, too. The knock is that he's skinny and doesn't have the greatest shot, but his ability to score in the paint and create his own shot (or one for teammates) is what makes him valuable. He shot over 53% in each of his 3 seasons at Memphis, while raising his 3 pt percentage from .310 to .413. Still, he lacks that great stroke from outside I'd like to see from the 2 guard. His off season workouts have shown off his improved shot and he's added muscle to his skinny frame, but at 16, he still may be a stretch for the 76ers.


Rush played SF in college, but at 6'6, fits nicely into the 2 spot in the NBA. He still needs to work on ball-handling, but his other skills are sharp. He can score in the half-court because his outside shot is money (above 40% from 3 each season at Kansas, finishing at ~42% last season) and he's athletic enough to run up and down the floor. His massive wingspan should help him get his shot off, even with a defender in his face. Though at 22, he's a bit old for what I'd like out of a first rounder, but he's proven to be a solid player and winner at the college level.


Budinger is a tough guy to evaluate. I'm not sold on him, personally, but on paper, he'd be a great pick at 16. How often do you find 6'7 dudes with a 44" vertical leap who can shoot the lights out? His biggest problem is how he possessed all this talent/skill, yet failed to dominate competition in college. He had some great games (30 against Oregon and 29 against USC) but also shit the bed a few times (3-8 for 7 against UCLA, 1-12 for 4 against Arizona St). He only shot about 37% from 3 in college, and 46% overall. Still, he's got the tools and if he works on his defense, it would be foolish to think he can't cut it in the NBA. He'll probably be gone by 16, but again, if he slips, Philly could be a great fit.


Batum is a 19 year old, 6'8, 2-guard who plays in France and has dazzled scouts with his athleticism and ability to dominate in the clutch. The downside: he's yet to put all of his strengths together on a consistent basis. Like Budinger, no one knows why he doesn't dominate every night. He may be seen as a little soft or lacking competitive fire, but the same was said about another French guard, and look how Tony Parker turned out. His size and experience at SF in Europe helps broaden his offensive game to include some low-post moves, something we've seen (and benefited from) in Andre Miller. He may not be ready to play in the NBA right now, but he'd be a great guy to team with Thad for a young, athletic core in the future.



The shooting guard position is one where the Sixers could definitely use improvement. What do you think the team should do? Is Willie gone? Can we spend enough to grab a restricted FA or should we look to the draft for the future of the position? Get at me.

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6.03.2008

Lito Skips OTA, Pouts at Home


The Eagles had their "Organized Team Activity" today. I'm not sure why they can't just call it offseason practice. Why does it have to sound like a team outing to the zoo? Anyway, the Eagles practiced today and Lito Sheppard wasn't a part of it. Just a week after reports surfaced that Lito may be playing on offense - he was a no-show on either side of the ball.

Apparently Lito is unhappy with the contract that he signed in 2004. The way I see it, if he wanted to make more money then he should have waited another year or two to sign an extension. Its his own damn fault. He signed a big extension after just his second year in the league. You jumped on the money after your first pro-bowl season, Lito, now you have to live with your actions.

My favorite part about this story is that the OTA was voluntary. Why do they bother calling it voluntary if everyone craps their pants when someone doesn't show up?

It seems like the Lito saga is just beginning. It could be a long summer.

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No, Speed Racer, No!

Philly.com reports that Sammy D got swindled out of...

$1 million dollars!!!

After investing the cash into a design company who produced Speed Racer merchandise, Sammy learned that the company in question, Art Asylum, had not secured the rights to produce any fanboi gear. So he's suing the bajesus out of them.

I'm sure Sammy will get back his money, but did he really think Speed Racer merch was going to be a good investment? Unless we're talking about retro T-shirts, nothing profitable has come from Speed Racer in years, especially not the Wachowski Brother's full-length feature version of the popular comic-book-turned-TV-show. Some part of me is glad they frauded his Haitian-ass so he'll learn something about investing.

Someone should give him Nails' number.

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6.02.2008

National Media Loves Philly's General Crappiness

Did anyone catch the new film "The Curse of William Penn" on ESPN classic on Saturday afternoon? You can check out the trailer on the creator's website dedicated to the Phrustrated Phan.

I wasn't lucky enough to see the new movie yet, but for some reason I'm pretty excited about it. What is it about Philly fans that makes us so masochistic? Seriously, I'm excited to sit down and relive all the sports-related pain and failures that this city has endured over my lifetime, and I have no idea why (This is probably the same reason that I had a good time watching NFL Network's replay of the Eagles/Pats almost upset from last season).


My hypothesis as to why I (I'm sure I'm not alone) am looking forward to reliving these collapses and near misses: no Philly fan under the age of 25 has experienced a champion so this is the closest thing we've got. Near misses are the best memories we have. Fans of other teams can remember glory years when their team was on top. Not us. We get to remember the years when we almost won. Almost winning is the best thing we've got - think about how sad that is. Then again, its a lot more fun to remember than those years when our teams weren't even close.

This love of Philly failures doesn't stop at the city's borders, it seems that everyone loves to share our pain. Our sports teams have turned into a collective "lovable loser" of the sports world. SI didn't waste any time pointing out that our great city had now gone 100 seasons without a championship in any of the major sports. ESPN Classic, in addition to showing "The Curse of William Penn" on Saturday also aired Philly's last three championships. You'd think that would be a nice gesture that was appreciated in Philly. Well you'd be wrong. Watching the grainy, dated footage really puts in perspective how long its been. Its like a fuzzy dream that you can barely remember when you wake up. Plus I subscribe to the theory that nothing that cool happened before I was born anyway.

So just in case you've forgotten how ugly (or ugly), fat and miserable we are as a city - the biggest national sports media outlets will remind you how crappy your sports teams are as well.

Really. Thanks.

The media can dogpile on us as much as they want because even in our darkest times as a city, we've still got this guy:

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